How to Quit vi
Somewhere in 2019 I registered howtoquitvi.com. The whole site was one page: a title, a tagline that said “Yeah, it’s wierd,” one sentence admitting that even the most powerful editor out there can strand a novice at the simple task of leaving it, and three bullet points.

- Press ESC
- Press : (Cursor should go down to the bottom)
- Type wq (Write file to disk, and quit)
This was the first time I registered a domain just to host a single page to make a point. I didn’t have anything else pointing back to me. I wish I had the traffic reports because I have no idea how much it was viewed, but it was up for 7 years before I finally took it down.
If you got here because you are stuck in vi right now: press Escape, type a colon, type wq, press Enter. If you did not mean to change anything, make it q! instead. You’re welcome.